Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Now THIS is what I call NEWS.

"Cows Invade N.S. Lobster Festival"

PICTOU, N.S. (CP) - It's a good thing the menu called for seafood instead of beef.
Two cows have been captured after 15 adventurous days of freedom, including a stroll through a beer tent at a local lobster festival. The pair made their break while being delivered to their new home in Pictou earlier this month. Several men on horseback were able to catch them on Saturday.
The roundup took more than two weeks because no one in the area was qualified to use a tranquillizer gun.


"May your hooves be unfettered, may your fences disappear, may the locals be ignorant of tranquilizer gun technology, and may you run free through beer tents at lobster fests unto the end of your days."
-ancient Canadian Proverb
xo
-s

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