To KF - who's birfday is actually tomorrow - June 3. :)

There is a girl in the Kingdom of Loathing,

who’s pretty !@#$ 7337.
She’s 100% AdventuressQueen from her head down to her

cute lil feet.
She’s Naughtier than Teh Sorceress

and Bossier than Teh Bat
(and of this I’m sure, because I know her well and she’s always stealing my hat!).
She gives good prezzy and she makes good jokes,
and whenever you’re down, she gives good “pokes”*.
She’s a whole lot sassy, a little bit sneaky,
- and when she hoses teh Yilf, it gets pretty squeaky,
it’s her birfday today, so let’s all be Geeky –
Celebrate! Get Kaos-Freaky!

MUCH love!D.L’O


*for non-adventurers, this is NOT a naughty thing.