Some INCREDIBLY shocking* results from some online quizzes I took tonight:

You scored as Punk/Rebel. Punk/Rebel 75% Drama nerd 69% Stoner 69% Geek 69% Loner 50% Prep/Jock/Cheerleader 25% Goth 19% Ghetto gangsta 6% What's Your High School Stereotype? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Ariel 88% Peter Pan 88% Sleeping Beauty 75% The Beast 75% Goofy 75% Snow White 69% Donald Duck 63% Cinderella 50% Cruella De Ville 50% Pinocchio 44% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life. “Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.” “It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.” --Jean-Paul Sartre “It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.” --Blaise Pascal More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Existentialism 100% Utilitarianism 85% Hedonism 85% Strong Egoism 40% Justice (Fairness) 40% Divine Command 25% Kantianism 25% Nihilism 20% Apathy 20% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove??? Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder 83% Schizophrenia 75% Unipolar Depression 33% Antisocial Personality Disorder 33% Eating Disorders 33% Borderline Personality Disorder 25% Which mental disorder do you have? created with QuizFarm.com

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You scored as Charlies Angels. You are a kick ass girl! You and your friends are intimidating! Charlies Angels 92% A Cinderella Story 83% The Notebook 75% Legally Blonde 67% Mean Girls 25% What Chick Flick is just like Your Life? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And never have to go through withdrawls. Marijuana 69% None! 56% Mushrooms 44% Alcohol 38% Inhalents 38% Ecstacy 25% Cocaine 19% What's your ideal drug? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Bjork. You are the strange and elusive Bjork. A recovering drug addict, sometimes your lyrics are quite insane. You really need to tour the US soon. Bjork 63% Ani DiFranco 54% Tori Amos 54% Shirley Manson 52% Fiona Apple 44% Which angry female artist are you? created with QuizFarm.com

*They didn't have a "How Sarcastic Are You" quiz.